The Mushroom Manifesto: A Radical Call to Action by Luigi Mario

Foreword

Greetings, citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. It is I, Luigi Mario, the second fiddle, the shadow-dweller, the other brother. For too long, I have played the sidekick while my brother Mario soaks up glory, coins, and princesses. No more! It is time to rise up—like a Piranha Plant from a suspiciously-placed pipe—and reclaim what is rightfully ours.

Chapter 1: The Plight of the Green-Capped Proletariat

I have been stomped on—both figuratively and literally—for decades. While Mario "saves" the kingdom, I am sent to unclog sewers, fight ghosts, and host third-tier parties. The capitalist system of the Mushroom Kingdom only rewards those who jump the highest (looking at you, Mario).

Chapter 2: Economic Reform: Coins for the People

• A Universal Power-Up System: No longer shall Super Mushrooms be hoarded in “?” blocks accessible only to the privileged few.
• Redistribution of Coins: Coins shall be converted into public funds for free warp pipe maintenance and Goomba relocation programs.
• End to Brick Oppression: No more smashing blocks for "hidden" items! Every block deserves respect and reparations.

Chapter 3: Bowser: Enemy or Fellow Revolutionary?

Let’s reconsider Bowser. Is he truly the enemy—or merely another victim of Mushroom Kingdom propaganda? His repeated attempts to seize power might be misguided protests against a broken system.

Chapter 4: Cultural Overhaul

• No More “Luigi’s Mansion” Missions: Stop sending me to haunted death traps.
• Mandatory Luigi Appreciation Day: Every year, citizens must wear green and awkwardly say “It’s-a me, Luigi!” in my honor.

Chapter 5: A New Future

Under a Luigi-led government, everyone will be equal—except for Mario, who will be legally required to acknowledge me as "Superior Brother."